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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

★ 6.3 2025 113 min R Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Release
2025-10-10
Rating
R
TMDB score
6.3/10
Original language
EN
Status
Released
Production
United States of America
Studio
A24, Central Pictures, Fat City
Topicshoteltherapistlong island, new yorkfemale protagonistsick childmotherhoodwoman directorabsent husband

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